yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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