I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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