don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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