Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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