I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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