margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
the raccoons are back...
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