Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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