a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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