my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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