You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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