She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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