idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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