doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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