why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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