I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
