just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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