I must be too annoying 4 u.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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