forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I could fuck to npr.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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