awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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