He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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