I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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