i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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