he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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