Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I want to make a zoo with you.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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