We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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