Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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