how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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