that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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