Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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