I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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