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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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