I could have mohawked her pubes.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My bed smells like the plague
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