yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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