sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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