Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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