The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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