you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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