I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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