just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
His nipple licking is glorious
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