You just made me feel so damn special
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Still dying that you shit outside
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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