can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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