mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize