I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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