her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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