every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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