everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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