We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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