I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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