Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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