well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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