Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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