So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My penis needs a shock collar
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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