You're so nebulous sometimes
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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