To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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