sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
a search helicopter?!
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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